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13 DECEMBER 2004 - Beamer We would like to thank Smiley Town for hosting us for so long (well over a year, that's for sure) and all the people who've put in time, affiliated with us, or sent in material to help our site build and grow. We are so thankful for all your hard work. We are NOT closing right no, we will be keeping the site up for several more days to let everybody know about the news, and give people a chance to update their bookmarks, download anything, etc. Although the closure of a South Park Gaming website may seem like a step back for the progression of South Park Gaming, we actually see it as the complete opposite. Since The South Park Gaming Archives has returned, the community has expanded so much more than it has when Smiley Town Arcade was the main South Park Gaming website. There are much more members, more visitors are getting interested, and we have more games currently in progress than we did this time last year. By merging with The South Park Gaming Archives, we plan to make South Park Gaming bigger and better than it could possibly be, and are doing this purely in the interest of the community. Thank you to all our supporters - and we look forward to our new home at The South Park Gaming Archives. Over 'n out forever. 25 NOVEMBER 2004 - Junkman Here's some REAL additions to the other people's section coming up now!
There's also a new review added up the reviews page, as well. The reviewed game is Beamer's very own South Park Espionage 2, which is amongst Beamer's earliest releases in the SPG community, way back in 2000. Make sure you go read it and download the SP Espionage series up the download vault, if you haven't played these classics yet. :) 7 NOVEMBER 2004 - Junkman Howdy ho everyone, great news we have here in this update. The first news article is that Planet of Cartmans 2, the sequel of the most-hailed anti-Cartman game ever, is getting pretty close of being released and is scheduled for a tentative Christmas release. There's a preview that has been released on the forums in order to tide you up for the real thing, you can check it out by clicking here! Secundo, Planet of Cartmans 2 is not the only big Cartman-related game that's about to come out as well. I'm obviously talking about Beamer's Cartman's Adventure 4, the latest installment of Beamer's well-known series and at the same time, the longest game series to ever live in South Park Gaming. Beamer's planning to release it a bit before Christmas so with a fair share of luck, you shall be graced by two awesome Cartman-related games on the winter holiday! Isn't that great? In the meanwhile, feel free to check out this preview for more details. Tertio, there's also a great load of new games added in... most are serious, others are there just for pure laughing stock values. :) Let's start with the latter, as we've decided to upload the entirety of Happy Productins's works, who is known as the creator of the highly-praised South Park Poleice Patroll (which is the only game here that received 0 as it's score). The games are called Cartman's Adventure and South Park Fire, both of which are downloadable on the other people's page! Just as you thought that Poleice Patroll was bad enough, you haven't seen it all yet. Good luck! :D Now, let's move over to the serious games. Here's the other additions to the other people's page:
And finally... some new reviews. This update never ends, isn't it? Check out the reviews page for new reviews of the games South Park Arcade 1 & 2 by Polygon and finally, Fantasy South Park by Beamer. 15 OCTOBER 2004 - Stanster What's this? An update from Stanster?!? Yeah, yeah, I know. I never update the site. Junkman and Beamer do all the work, yadda yadda. STFU. Anyway, SPOP2 is making good progress. In November, you can expect an extensive demo. As it stands, the game's engine is just about done - just some more enemies (well, a lot of enemies) and a couple more weapons to add. The rest is level design. REMEMBER: VOTE STANSTER! 12 OCTOBER 2004 - Junkman Sorry for the silly update title, I just felt like adding some line that relate to navigation in order to celebrate Beamer's newly released game, Navigating Kenny! This is quite unlike most of Beamer's work so far, it's an action/puzzler hybrid in which you must guide Kenny through maze-like levels whilst avoiding blocks, hazards such as grinding saws, laser cannons and moving objects by making him steer using direction blocks. This seems quite complicated, but it's a blast to play nonetheless. Go to the download vault in order to reach and make sure to read the game's review in the review section. :) An older project has also been added in the download vault, which is South Park War by Stanster. Although it's nowhere as good than most of his recent games, it did showed great premise in it's variated gameplay and storyline. Make sure you play this unfinished classic now if you never played it. There's also 3 new games added in the other people section, them being Kenny Kart, Cops and Kenny Raiders. Thanks goes out to Beamer and Stanimation for helping me track down all the games. :) 12 SEPTEMBER 2004 - Junkman It's going to be pretty short today, and although there's a new game available in the other people section, it's only here for sole collecting purposes and for pure entertainment. The Kenny's Rampage series have been so successful that a fan of the series, Matt Eriksson, decided to make his own follow-up to the series which is called Kenny's Rampage: Kyle's Journey. I'm quite at a loss for words to describe it here on this news article so simply head over to the reviews section to see what I think of this attempt at a follow-up. Make sure you download the game, too. Enjoy! Beamer has finally reopened BGO for the entire public today! It's now online with a new spiffy layout and a collection of new hidden messages on there: http://beamer.spgarchives.com/. It's also got a bunch of new (old?) content in there as well that Beamer haven't released in the past so it would be a pretty good idea to pay his site a visit, especially since the site is not going to have as much down time as it did in the past. :) As a closing note, this site won't be the only place where you'll find reviews for games anymore. The South Park Gaming Archives has now opened it's reviews section, which means you are now capable to review your favorite (and non-favorite) South Park games by yourself and have them read by the entire world (okay, not the entire world, but the entire batch of people who visit SPGA, at least :))! The site will also host an awards show which shall reward the best South Park games into a vast array of categories. You definitely should heed over there in order to get some details about this upcoming event and in order to know how and when you'll be able to vote for your favorite games. 4 SEPTEMBER 2004 - Junkman Beamer managed to release lately a game called South Park Olympics 2004: Athens, which is inspired by the recent Olympics we've seen lately. It's not news to anyone who visits Beamer's site regulary (if you don't, you should hit yourself on the hit and pay it a visit) but it has now been released in STA's download vault. It has also been reviewed in the reviews page, so you might as well check the review whilst you're at it. Oh, and speaking of Beamer's site, Beamer is currently in the process to redesign his site in order to celebrate his site's moving from Geocities to a good server where the site won't be taken down every day. Click here to see the new site, although for the while being it's closed for repairs so keep checking once in a while. Once it'll be back up, you should know about it. :) Now that the new game is out of the way, let us proceed to the old game, which is none other than Final Park by KainX! Having being released for the SPG collective known as Legions of South Park 4 years ago, the closure of this site made it so that this game (as well than many others) couldn't be found anywhere anymore. We are proud to allow all of you site's visitors to replay this fine classic again for the first time since... quite long. :) For those of you who never ever heard of this game, it's a heavily-influenced Final Fantasy RPG that feature a pretty competent fighting engine and it's pretty fun to play as well. There's two versions of the game available on the other people section, which are the Adult and Censored versions. However, I personally wouldn't see why you'd bother with the Censored version of the game unless you're the kind of person who gets scared when watching Tales From The Crypt. Hope you enjoy the update! 20 AUGUST 2004 - Junkman Firstly, there's Scream In South Park by Subwoofer. Based upon the classic slasher movie Scream, this game features the main gang being the target of the black robed with a weird mask killer and they've gotta do everything possible to stop him in a varied gameplay showcase with many characters to play as. Click the link above to download the game or you like taking lots of time, go to the other people section to download it as well. The game has also been reviewed in the reviews section so you might check it out by yourself. :) Secondly, there's Stanimation's Gothic Rampage Demo from a newcomer to the community Stanimation. Although the game isn't featuring any South Park characters, the characters are drawn like in South Park so this technically is a South Park game. This is Stanimation's first project and it surprisingly is really good, it features many gameplay devices that have never been witnessed in any South Park game until now. It's a platformer in which you must help Stanimation rescue his girlfriend from shadowy and mysterious forces let loose upon the world. It's a demo which allows you to play the first handful of levels and you'd be quite crazy to pass upon it. Make sure you check it out. :) Lastly, the South Park Gaming Archives is planning to fully come back and become an active site again. We've also decided to merge our forums with SPGA in order to have only one single forum on which everyone interested in South Park Gaming will be able to hang unto. Our current forums will be closed and you will be told to redirect toward the new forums, which will be quite a relief since the board software we've been using didn't turned out to be pretty good. Just click the forums button on the top to access the new forums, which are now located at http://www.spgarchives.com/forums/. 31 JULY 2004 - Junkman As the title implies, here's some good news for you today. Beamer has decided to release a short demo in order to show off the gameplay in his upcoming game Cartman's Adventure 4. Expect to see a whole lot more in the full release as well, this demo barely shows all of the action you will see in the full version. Enough chatter, download the demo here! 19 JULY 2004 - Junkman First of all, Beamer has released a great handful of screenshots from his newly-announced Cartman's Adventure 4. If you were wondering what this game do look like, then wait no further and check out the screenshots here! It really looks great so far and it plays great, too. ;) There's a new game added on the other people's page, which is Megakid X 3 by JK Games. That means that the entire trilogy is now on the site so I guess it's a good thing. :) There's also a review for this game which is available in the reviews section as well than reviews for Cartman's Adventure and Kennys 2. The last tidbits of news for today is about my website which is located at http://junkman.vze.com. Just in case you haven't noticed, the site has FINALLY been brought back online so you can now go back on it in order to get news concerning my game projects and the many MIDI songs I do release. Sorry for the blatent advertising, but it had to be done, I guess. :) 30 JUNE 2004 - Junkman First of all, let's start this update by stating the most important news tidbit of this update. Three days ago was my birthday! As of June 27, I've turned 20! I've celebrated this event by buying myself the latest album from Two Lone Swordsmen which is called From The Double Gone Chapel, and I suggest you to do the same. It kicks ass. :) Back to news that actually are related to the site, there's 3 new reviews added which are written by me and Beamer. Check out the reviews section for the reviews of Cartman's Game, Serious Stan and South Park: Trigger Happy. Cartman's Game can be reached on the other people section whilst the two other games can be downloaded here. For any of you site's visitors who also visit my own site which is located at http://junkman.vze.com, you might have noticed the URL's been pointing out to a page saying that the domain is coming soon and is being parked for free. I've just learnt that UZIPP, my site's host, don't automatically renew domains that it registers to you and I've learnt it the hard way. I'm in the process to renew my domain right now so stay tuned for the eventual site's reopening. 18 JUNE 2004 - Junkman We have two new reviews for you to read today. The first review is for the game Cartman Force by yours truly and the other is a review for Beamer's Mystery. Remember to let us know about your suggestions of games to review or to put up the site on the forums, thank you. :) Game-wise news, Beamer has decided to put Kyle's Escape on hiatus for a while in order to start work on a brand new, top secret project. Ohh, I like surprises! Whatever that secret project is, I surely hope it'll be a General Cartman sequ... Oww! Okay, I said nothing! Well, I still hope I'll be right anyway. ;) More details will be revealed on this secret project whenever Beamer will reveal some. For those of you who're puzzled upon my General Cartman fanatism, don't mind me. I'm pretty sure the secret project won't be this, anyway. :) There's also been a SP game demo which has been released lately by a newcomer to the community who's called spgmike, and it's on the way to look pretty nice. It is called Zombies Ate South Park and you can find it on his site. Make sure you do check it out! 20 MAY 2004 - Junkman It actually is a big update review-wise, adding in not 1,2,3,4 nor 6 reviews. There's FIVE new reviews added in today, one of which is for South Park Fishin', as described above but we also have the entire gaming career of Mark Hadley reviewed as well! This guy is responsible from bringing in lots of great, innovative games to the community back when it started and it's our way to honor his efforts. Check the reviews for South Park Extreme, South Park Gold, South Park Ultra and finally, South Park Rage. All of these games are available for download on the other people section as well, make sure you check them out. Lots of classic SPG goddness in there. :) 30 APRIL 2004 - Junkman
16 APRIL 2004 - Junkman
There's also some more additions up the other games section. Today, here's what we managed to dig up for you:
If there's any more games you'd like to see here, please drop us a word on the forums in this thread from our forums. Make sure that you register firstly in order of being able to send your suggestions. Enjoy! 9 APRIL 2004 - Junkman
There's some other news that are worthy of being mentionned, as well. Beamer has recently started a new game which is entitled Kyle's Escape. Here comes a short description of the game by it's maker himself: "Today, I would like to announce a new game I'm working on called Kyle's Escape. Since I lost several other projects when my PC was formatted, I decided to start this game about a month ago. The title may still be changed, but still - I've got several ideas planned, as well as early versions of the first 2 stages finished. It's a lot like Cyborg Kenny, in the sense that each level has a different style. However, Cyborg Kenny was much more action-based, this is much more espionage-based. Many levels envolve things such as sneaking through areas and avoiding things, and it's a lot more intellectually challenging than Cyborg Kenny. Still, even with these elements - it's a damn fun game so far, and hopefully it should be finished by mid-2004." There's some screenshots of the game available in the projects section of the site. The game is looking to be great indeed. :) I've also added a new review in the reviews page as well. Read out the review of Cartman Kong Country by ML Productions. Concerning the possibility of our host lambtron.com closing down, it's all been sorted out and we are pleased to announce that it won't close and will stay up for another year at least. Shouts goes out to Joe, once again. Let's air it for another year filled with good old South Park games from the past... and from the future as well. :) 9 APRIL 2004 - Stanster 28 MARCH 2004 - Junkman The other people's games section has been updated and there's quite some material coming in today. Here's a quick listing of the newly added stuff just below:
19 JANUARY 2004 - Junkman New content-wise, we have a new game added up the other games section, which is Cheesy South Park. It's one of the few South Park games that have been made in another program that The Games Factory/Klik and Play/Click and Create/Multimedia Fusion. It's also quite original, too. Make sure you give it a shot. :) There's also 3 new reviews up the reviews page, which are for Kenny's Last Stand, General Cartman and South Park: Omega Project; make sure you go read them out, too. :) There's also a new South Park Gaming site which recently opened lately. Make sure you go check out Farty Pants, which is a recently opened site containing South Park games made with Flash. It only has a few games now, but there's other games that are bound to be released in the future, make sure you do keep an eye on it. :)
22 DECEMBER 2003 - Santa
Claus If you thought that Beamer already released a lot of damn fine material lately (namely CA3), he's already got another surprise coming in, which is the entire first Season of his well-received and acclaimed SPGTV series South Park 3000! It's an easy way to reach all of the episodes of his series, which will include as well several mini commentaries that will tell you more about the makings of the show. Another worthy thing looking for! In case it wasn't enough, Junkman seems to have tryed his best in order to get off my naughty list, so he has released a handful of new Planet of Cartmans 2 screenshots for you to enjoy! This would have been enough to place him in my "nice" list, but when I asked him for a release date, he took a pointy stick and shoved it deep inside my behind. He's now going to owe me several presents this year, damned brat. Ehh I mean... Hooooohoho! There's two new additions down the other people games' sections, both of them being the Kennys series from Joe Dixon! Make sure you check them out if you've never did so yet! That concludes it for this update, now if you excuse me I must get ready for my long run on December 25th! This pointy stick Junkman gave me will actually be helpful for once, since it'll allow me to prod to death all these brats waiting for me to come instead of sleeping like everyone! So, on the night of December 25, you better me sleeping when you'll see my magical sled in the sky, otherwise you'll be grounded for a very, very long while! Hooooohohoho! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of you who visit this site! 13 DECEMBER 2003 - Junkman Our forums also have been re-opened for business, and you can access them by pressing on the forums button in the menu bar, or click right here. We're using a different board software than last time so you will need to register again if you had signed an account of the older forums, but even that only takes a few seconds to do. If you've never ever visited the forums and have any questions to ask us about our current game projects as well as almost everything else you'd like to ask us, feel free to stop by! 11 DECEMBER 2003 - Stanster 7 DECEMBER 2003 - Junkman The other games and reviews sections have been updated again, with the following content being added: Other people's games: South Park, South Park Boxing, South Park Ultimate Battle, South Park Wars. Reviews: Commander Stan: Invasion, The Lost Kids. On a closing note, we'd also like to mention that the big SPG community site SPG Archives, which originally was scheduled for closure next January. will not be closing anymore! It's currently being reworked on and will come back with a brand new layout, bigger, better and badder than ever. It's pretty much needless to mention that we're anxiously looking back the site's reopening. In the meanwhile, go pay them a visit and check out their downloads section, which still is all functionnal and packed with loads of pure SPG goodness. 26 NOVEMBER 2003 - Junkman Reviews: Cartman's Adventure 2, Cartman's Autoritah and South Park Surfing. Other people's games: Kenny's Quest, Kenny's Rampage, South Park Arcade, South Park Arcade 2, South Park Gladiator and South Park Surfing. Enjoy the (new?) content! 18 NOVEMBER 2003 - Junkman The reviews section has grown up, having reviews from up to 6 games now. Make sure you check them out. There's also three new games added in the download section, which are the classic Avenging Kenny's Death, the famous South Park Arcade 3 and a not so famous game as well, which is called South Park Poleice Patroll. All of them truly are masterpieces in their own right, so make you you check them out! :D 15 NOVEMBER 2003 - Junkman I've finally started doing work on some of the site's sections that had remained closed since the site's opening, namely the other people's games section and the reviews section as well. There's 4 additions on the other people's section, which are American Gladiators, Kenny Rampage 2, South Park Rage and Stan Marsh Skateboarding. If you never ever downloaded these games before, do check them out. Pretty good stuff indeed. :) There's a SPy2 review now available in the review section, too. It's a review that I've written for the community site The Daily Click. It's a long read, but it's pretty informative as well. :) There'll be more additions coming up to the site in the next days (especially game-wise), so stay tuned. 8 JULY 2003 - Stanster Oh, and also, a few of you noted that health returns to 100 between levels. This is intentional, as many times, you'll kill a boss with only 20 hit points left or so. I don't want to inconvenience you on the next level with only 20 points to fight off wave after wave of baddies, so I decided to make your health restore between levels. Ammo, however, doesn't! 7 JULY 2003 - Stanster 30 APRIL 2003 - Junkman To make a short story even shorter, it just turned out that Smiley Town, the site which hosted us and other sites, went down as it's domain expired. Some lame domain squatter also managed to snatch the harbucks.com domain before it got renewed. You can now reach us with the following adress: http://games.lambtron.com. Make sure you update your bookmarks! Thanks goes out to Joe for having brought back the site from the dead, too! Make sure that you keep an eye on Smiley Town's reopening. :) As for that infamous Save South Park 2 demo, it was nothing more than my initially planned April's Fools prank. The game's just an incredibly stupid game featuring the adventures of an old senile fighting rats, fat people, and giant rats from hell in order to reach his home. If you really want to see this craptastic game, just head toward my site. :) Apart from all of that unimportant crap, we've also got many additional Commander Stan 3 screenshots for you to see! Just hail over to the projects page to see them, the game's really looking great so far. Cartman's Adventure 3, which is being made by Beamer, is also coming along nicely. The game's almost done and we should see it released before June. This game was restarted at many times and we're all glad to see that we'll finally see the game in it's complete version. Packed with enemies, secrets and fun levels, this game will really be great. :) New screenshots for Cartman's Adventure 3 and Planet of Cartmans 2 have been released, too! Seems like every game has got a screenshot update today. :) All of the site still work correctly, except for the forums. With the
domain move that occured, it all drove the forums crazy and it'll need
to be put back in order. Expect them to be back in the next update.
20 MARCH 2003 - Junkman For those of you who played SPy2 but never even got to see how did it's precessor looked like, it has also been added to the download vault. If you never played SPy before, make sure you check it out, too. 7 MARCH 2003 - Junkman Work on Planet of Cartmans 2 is coming along greatly, too. A lot of the gameplay is done by now and in it's current state, the game's almost fully playable now. I greatly hope being able to finally release it this year, it's been in development for far too long now. :) The links section has also been updated, too. A lot of other notable South Park sites has been added on the links section and you should definitely take a peek at them. Do not forget to visit the forums, neither. 23 FEBRUARY 2003 - Junkman The upcoming section has not been destroyed, do not worry! You can reach it via the projects page now. You may now click on the game's name on the projects page in order to see it's info and screenshots. To give you a motive to check out the projects page, there's 2 new screenshots from Cartman's Adventure 3 out now, so check them out. :) There's been two new games added to the arcade today, which are Come on Down to South Park and Fantasy South Park, which are both made by Beamer. They figure among Beamer's older titles and are pretty good for it's time, so make sure you download these classics if you've never done so before. 22 FEBRUARY 2003 - Junkman There'll be some new stuff coming on this site soon but I'm tired to add them on now. Expect an update either later today or tomorrow. It's now 2:06am and I'm too tired to continue updating now On a totally unrelated topic, Aphex Twin totally owns. :) 19 FEBRUARY 2003 - Stanster 28 JANUARY 2003 - Junkman
& Beamer "Hey people, this is my first update at Smiley Town Arcade - kudos to Junkman for doing this! As you may know, Beamer Games Online is currently down, but it'll be back up Febuary 1. Also, Ca3 is going great & is scehduled for a March/April 2003 release. That's about it, over 'n out! (wow, I haven't said that since last October...)" Okay, you can go back in the closet now until next update now. :p Until then, make sure you go to the download vault and download the newly added Cartman's Adventure 2 and Cyborg Kenny, which are both great games by Beamer. The upcoming section has also been updated with a new screenshot of Cartman's Adventure 3 and some Planet of Cartmans 2 screenshots. Go check them out! 25 JANUARY 2003 - Stanster |
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