You have just entered room "the2006spgawards."
undeadyoshi has entered the room.
UkIkRzE has entered the room.
Commanderkenny9 has entered the room.
Beamer SP Games: Hey everyone. This is it at the moment - there's still half an hour or so to presentation, but figured I'd open the room now anyway.
undeadyoshi: Hello everyone.
UkIkRzE: Hell yeah. Pre-show discussion right?
Commanderkenny9: Awesome
Beamer SP Games: Yep.
undeadyoshi: BRB
Beamer SP Games: Though I'm working on the script right now, so I might not be TOO talkative, but hey, knock yourselves out.
UkIkRzE: Just a quick thing: If I accidently sign off, it's because I need to stop my computer from burning up (the fan is damaged). And if I do, I'll be back in about 3 minutes.
Commanderkenny9: Yeah.me too
undeadyoshi: Back. Who is UkIkRzE
Commanderkenny9: Ingram J
undeadyoshi: Oh.
undeadyoshi: I thought so when he mentioned his computer Burning up.
UkIkRzE: I hate it when that happens 'cause it means I have to keep receiving the invite, my computer goes all crappy, and the room absolutely STINKS of burning. :-\
UkIkRzE: I changed my AIM name to UkIkRzE because I lost my password to the other IngrmJ347 account and I haven't received the reinstate e-mail. :-(
Commanderkenny9: That Sucks.
undeadyoshi: That sucks.
Commanderkenny9: Woah.
UkIkRzE: You'd think a few more than 4 people would be here, even now.
Commanderkenny9: Well over here it's still a little early on a weekend.
UkIkRzE: 3:00PM here.
undeadyoshi: Yeah, I was afraid I would be the only one.
undeadyoshi: It's about 8 AM Over here.
Beamer SP Games: It's 10:43pm here.
UkIkRzE: Better than friggin' 5:00AM like last time.
Commanderkenny9: 8:40 in massachussettes over here.
undeadyoshi: Well I still woke up at 5 Because I couldn't sleep.
Beamer SP Games: Presentation was supposed to start at 11:00pm for me, but I might hold it off for half an hour or so if we don't get more people before then.
Commanderkenny9: Sounds like a good idea.
UkIkRzE: Being the centre of GMT sucks, we always get the worst time proposals. (Except for now) :-P
UkIkRzE: Good idea.
UkIkRzE: And hosting it on the 17th was better because it's before Christmas Day.
UkIkRzE: 28th is Beamer's birthday, right?
undeadyoshi: It's freezing over here. We can't use heat in our house because it costs too much and we need the money for christmas shopping.
UkIkRzE: It's hot 'n' sunny here today, believe it or not.
UkIkRzE: Or that's just me.
Commanderkenny9: lucky for me, I've got a fire place. plus it's pretty warm in medford.
Beamer SP Games: Yep, the 28th is my birthday.
undeadyoshi: I can't wait til Christmas, I'm getting guitar hero 2 =D
Beamer SP Games: I'm getting Arrested Development Season 3 and Prison Break Season 1 on DVD, I don't care what else I get. :-D
UkIkRzE: Haha, Beamer, remember back in 2005? (This is a forum, NOT a chatroom, talk in English!) well, this IS a chatroom, so, "itz tim 2 tork in chatspeek 1337!!!!!"
Commanderkenny9: I'm a little jewish, so I get hannukha I get Christmas and my birthday is the 3 in jauary.
UkIkRzE: Wormmaster said he might be able to show up this time.
undeadyoshi: How the fuck are you a little jewish.
undeadyoshi: I meanm, You're either jewish or not..
Commanderkenny9: 13 % from my Grampa
undeadyoshi: Oh.
Beamer SP Games: I adjusted the entire time schedule just to keep you guys in other countries happy, so more people damn well better show up to take advantage of it.
Commanderkenny9: Those cheap bastards.
Beamer SP Games: I've had to shut out the other Aussie members for this, too, since they're eastern staters and 2 hours ahead of me. But, hey, we'll see if this works or not.
UkIkRzE: Last year, after the award show, I went straight back to bed. :-P
undeadyoshi: I think I fell asleep during last years or something.
undeadyoshi: Can't remember.
Commanderkenny9: I think I was sleeping while the awards were going on.
UkIkRzE: Fair enough.
UkIkRzE: I managed to stay awake during the entire awards, but not after.
UkIkRzE: And at least I managed to show up for pre-discussion this time. :-)
Commanderkenny9: same here.
Beamer SP Games: Yes, in this whirlwind of activity. :-P
undeadyoshi: I'm gonna get some toast or somthing BRB.
Commanderkenny9: I'm gonna eat my foot to bring up the excitement.
UkIkRzE: And I'm going to watch that Postman Pat thingy and a screamer or two. :-P
undeadyoshi: NVM, Out of bread and cerial and, well, everything.
UkIkRzE: It was pretty cool on my birthday a week ago. I got the complete DMC series. Best game ever. IGN give it 9.6/10.
undeadyoshi: I showed one of my teachers a screamer.
UkIkRzE: And 14 seems to be the best teen year ever.
UkIkRzE: Ha!
UkIkRzE: Was it that infamous maze one?
UkIkRzE: K-Fee?
Commanderkenny9: I wanna get that game Conker: Live and Reloaded.
UkIkRzE: What's wrong with this pic?
UkIkRzE: Kikia?
UkIkRzE: Jessica Alba pr0n?
undeadyoshi: No, It was the one that starts out as a car commercial or something, and then like some zombie thing comes out of nowhere and screams.
UkIkRzE: That's the K-Fee one.
UkIkRzE: There's a censored version as well. I love screamers. :-D
undeadyoshi: Yeah, It freaked him out.
UkIkRzE: I showed it to most of my class, 'cept most people already saw it, but one girl totally shit herself.
Commanderkenny9: hah.
UkIkRzE: And Rod posted that old maze on in the link thread in the forums.
undeadyoshi: I think 15 is the best teen year. I heard it all goes downhill when you turn 16 and need a job and car and stuff.
UkIkRzE: Funniest Video Ever 15 is supposed to be the WORST year.
Beamer SP Games: 14 was a pretty good teen year, but 17 was pretty fucking awesome too. Then again, it differs with everyone, really.
UkIkRzE: Filthy German Nerd
undeadyoshi: Ha, I love that video.
undeadyoshi: Is that the video of the fat german kid screaming over UT?
UkIkRzE: Yeah.
UkIkRzE: Fat? How is he fat? :-$
undeadyoshi: I dunno, He has a fat head i guess.
UkIkRzE: And he watches the Numa Numa man (Gary Brolsma) dancing as though he's getting hard over it.
undeadyoshi: Ever see the subtitled version of that one?
undeadyoshi: Hes like "Internet! Entertain me!" It's pretty funny/
UkIkRzE: Yeah. So you can understand what the hell that German scheisse is.
UkIkRzE: ( o Y o )
undeadyoshi: ( . \/ . )
undeadyoshi: .. My god, i'm a loser.
UkIkRzE: C=>----------\\\
undeadyoshi: You suck at ascii.
UkIkRzE: BTW, anyone see that art of mine in the Artistic thread?
Commanderkenny9: yup
UkIkRzE: And?
undeadyoshi: The planes?
UkIkRzE: Yeah.
Commanderkenny9: yupyup
undeadyoshi: Very good, you draw better then me.
undeadyoshi: Much better
UkIkRzE: My mum had a degree in art. That's most likely where I got it from.
UkIkRzE: (She's crap at drawing now) :-P
Beamer SP Games: Presentation SHOULD be happening now, but I'll postpone it another 20 minutes. We need more people, and I STILL haven't finished the script yet.
UkIkRzE: Goddamnit! More bots! About 5 more!! >:o
undeadyoshi: Realy?
undeadyoshi: I wasjust on and i only saw one.
Commanderkenny9: I got a santa claus bot.
UkIkRzE: Come on comp, you're doing well, don't burn out now, PLEASE don't burn out!
Commanderkenny9: Oh no.
UkIkRzE: And yet this is my better comp. I sold the other one since I got all the data and I fixed it. Dad found the goof with it.
UkIkRzE: 1. It had some REALLY serious AIDS like virus on it. (That's why it kept crashing)
undeadyoshi: Too bad you don't live over here. People leave perfectly good computers on the curb all the time because they get new better ones.
UkIkRzE: 2. The masterboot was destroyed. (That's why it couldn't load)
UkIkRzE: Meh, everything's good in America.
undeadyoshi: HA!
Commanderkenny9: Bet your ass it is.
UkIkRzE: Especially with that house made of money comp geek Bill Gates.
undeadyoshi: Theres plenty of nice things in america, but plenty of not so nice things as well.
Commanderkenny9: Like Michael Moore.
undeadyoshi: Meh, I like his documenteries
UkIkRzE: I bet all that money he has he's got $1'000'000'000'000'000. (Quadrillion)!!!
undeadyoshi: Escpecially Bowling for columbine
UkIkRzE: Michael Moore likes stinky sweaty man sex sitting on Dubya all day.
Commanderkenny9: he's an undead faggot.
UkIkRzE: Like Commander Kenny gets pwned in that new episode of TTS I'm making.
Commanderkenny9: That was funny.
UkIkRzE: DMC r0XX0rz my b0XX0rz.
undeadyoshi: I never did watch TTS
Commanderkenny9: Doom to you.
undeadyoshi: Nor did i watch doom date
undeadyoshi: >>
UkIkRzE: *Tsk tsk* Time to cut my wrists. :-(
UkIkRzE: :'(
Commanderkenny9: Oh. Well thats good then
undeadyoshi: I'm not much of a game show person
Beamer SP Games: Michael Moore CAN be a good documentary maker, but he's so biased it's just not funny. And you should, TTS is definitely one of the better SPGtv shows out there.
Commanderkenny9: deffinetly.
Beamer SP Games: Doom Date was average, but there were far worse contributions to SPGtv..
undeadyoshi: I'll take a look at it then.
UkIkRzE: CK said he likes it more and SP3K. (Really)
Commanderkenny9: Just a little.
UkIkRzE: Like The Leakiest Sink, KR v SPK and The HP "Madnuss Our".
undeadyoshi: I love how he spells hour...
undeadyoshi: I still have those emails he sent me
undeadyoshi: Thinkign I was RFI
undeadyoshi: Thinking*
UkIkRzE: RAAAAAAAAH IM GUIN 2 EAT U LOL
Commanderkenny9: I've been waiting for someone to make a show based on HP.
UkIkRzE: TTS rips on the following people: SP Characters, SP Gamers, Dumb Celebrities and the Clock Crew.
Commanderkenny9: Sounds delicious.
UkIkRzE: (For Klaptrapx's info since he hasn't seen it)
undeadyoshi: I always think about making a show but I never have the confidence or willpower.
Beamer SP Games: You've gotta tone down all your references to internet things like the Clock Crew, IngramJ. That's the only bad thing about your show.
UkIkRzE: Shows are like games except they're entirely animated, funny and not interactivity.
undeadyoshi: I agree, Theres enough clock crew on the internet.
UkIkRzE: ki1o
Beamer SP Games: I mean, I do references to obscure things like AD, but I try to slip it in the background so the show can still be enjoyed by people who don't get it.
UkIkRzE: Oh shi' the burning smell's endulging me. Gonna burn up soon.
Commanderkenny9: And I do references to Scrubs, Kingdom Hearts, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob . But in odd ways
Beamer SP Games: Your references never got TOO much in the way of your shows, though.
undeadyoshi: I need to learn how to make decent enemy AI ><
Beamer SP Games: But I'd say Wormmaster is the worst offender of that.
undeadyoshi: Yeah, Definately
UkIkRzE: And with those infamous long eye brows.
UkIkRzE: I put something else funny in this TTS. (NOT internet related)
UkIkRzE: Care to hear?
undeadyoshi: Sure, why not.
Commanderkenny9: Well I'm working on Galactic.
Beamer SP Games: Go ahead, Ingram.
UkIkRzE: That horrible My Heart Will Go On (Titanic) plays (Don't worry, it's just a MIDI, no unneeded size, no ear bleeding music), and every one goes hysterical about it, and Prism (one of the contestants) finds it so bad, he shoots hims--
UkIkRzE: --elf, in a sweet animation.
UkIkRzE: Ahem, sorry, won't let me say everything I wanted to in a whole IM.
Commanderkenny9: That sounds wonderful.
UkIkRzE: Not. :-P
Beamer SP Games: I'd actually say a wav is better if you're making fun of an existing song, providing you compress it enough and it's not too long.
undeadyoshi: Death is always funny in cartoons.
Beamer SP Games: I'm WAY behind on South Park 3000. I kinda lost my motivation for the show after that train wreck of an episode known as Homeland Insecurity. Which is a shame, I like the ideas I have for the new episode. :-(
Commanderkenny9: I've been slacking on Galactic too.
Commanderkenny9: So it might not be that long.
UkIkRzE: Nu-uh, not after what it did to my previous episodes. And the show is already big, and there aren't any nasty wavs. It's just that the episode is uberly long.
UkIkRzE: Pooee, bad burning smell!! Not long till it crashes!
UkIkRzE: :-\
UkIkRzE: I lost my motivation for the show when not only had I not used TGF for ages, but I started practising with Flash, a totally different thing instead.
undeadyoshi: Reminds me of Half Life
UkIkRzE: Ha.
undeadyoshi: "It's about to go critical!"
undeadyoshi: I tried flash
undeadyoshi: After like 12 horrible movies and like 2 dress up games
undeadyoshi: I gave up
UkIkRzE: NO! GORDON GET AWAY FROM THE- SHUTTING DOWN!! NO! ATTEMPTING SHUT DOWN!!! IT'S NOT IT'S NOT SHUTTING DOWN!! IT'S NOT- OOH!! IT'S N- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
undeadyoshi: Haha, I love that game.
undeadyoshi: I have a mod that replaces all the dialogue with funny stuff
UkIkRzE: I made a pretty cool flash movie on the 6th November. My best one.
undeadyoshi: like instead of barney saying "catch me later and I'll buy you a beer"
UkIkRzE: It's on NG if you wanna see it.
undeadyoshi: He says "catch me later, and don't forget the handcuffs this time"
undeadyoshi: whats the movie called?
UkIkRzE: And Nihilanth says all those weird things when you go through the Xen levels.
UkIkRzE: "Mr Artist's 2nd Attempt"
undeadyoshi: I'll check it outnext tiem im on newgrounds
Commanderkenny9: Oh, I saw that
undeadyoshi: time*
undeadyoshi: I'm quite god at making sprite movies
UkIkRzE: And? Whaddya think? CK?
undeadyoshi: But newgrounds doesn't like them I guess.
UkIkRzE: I'm crap at sprite movies.
UkIkRzE: None of my movies are sprites.
undeadyoshi: My friend was good at Flash, and then he baught TGF2 and completely forgot about it.
UkIkRzE: I once made this other movie, "Syllamaster" got blammed in no time with a score of 0.40/5.00 because it was a screamer.
undeadyoshi: bought*
UkIkRzE: What level are you with your account?
UkIkRzE: I got to Lvl10, but it took months.
undeadyoshi: Let me check, I havn't been on in ages.
UkIkRzE: And I like being Dark. 8-)
Commanderkenny9: God! Where is everyone!
UkIkRzE: Late.
UkIkRzE: They probably can't be arsed to come early, they're just gonna show up when the show begins.
Commanderkenny9: Bastards.
Beamer SP Games: The show was supposed to start 20 minutes ago!
Beamer SP Games: Alright, I'll hold this off until 11:30pm here (it's 11:20pm right now). If nobody else is here by then, we'll have to decide what we're going to do.
Commanderkenny9: Kay.
undeadyoshi: What a drag.
UkIkRzE: I thought the show started at 3:00pm (over here). It's only 2:18pm now.
undeadyoshi: This only happens once a year and no one comes besides us.
Beamer SP Games: REALLY?
undeadyoshi: and I'm lvl 3 on NG by the way.
UkIkRzE: Kewl.
Commanderkenny9: Maybe you could just give the awards to us just to show em'.
Beamer SP Games: Fuck, I think I did my maths wrong when I was working out the timezones, then...
Commanderkenny9: :-)
UkIkRzE: Beams get the times wrong?
Beamer SP Games: They're trialing daylight savings here for the first time and there's a good chance it's fucked my entire concept of timezones up.
UkIkRzE: Oh well, got here the right time anyway. :-)
Beamer SP Games: (it's 11:22pm right now, normally it'd be 10:22pm)
Beamer SP Games: Actually, this is good news. I was worried we didn't have enough people. There's still a very good chance more will show up later, then. :-)
UkIkRzE: W00g. :-D
undeadyoshi: Sweet.
Beamer SP Games: In the meantime, let's all keep this isolated act of Beamer stupidity silent, okay? :-P
undeadyoshi: sure thing.
Commanderkenny9: Whatever you say... :-)
UkIkRzE: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/348156 That movie of mine I was talking about.
UkIkRzE: I joined the CC. I'm a Clock.
Commanderkenny9: Flava flav....
undeadyoshi: I quite like the Glocks.
undeadyoshi: or the locks, I hate clocks.
UkIkRzE: Is that because they're guns? :-P
undeadyoshi: No
undeadyoshi: I like the word glock
Commanderkenny9: Well I gotta go for now. I'll be back in say 10 minutes. My dad has to pay the bills.
undeadyoshi: Later
Commanderkenny9: Snoogans.
Commanderkenny9 has left the room.
UkIkRzE: Dang. 4 to 3.
UkIkRzE: BTW, can you here a gun going off/crying when I post a message here?
UkIkRzE: Or nothing?
undeadyoshi: No, You're in a chatroom
Beamer SP Games: No. There are no noises in the chat room for me.
Beamer SP Games: Except for when I post a message myself.
Beamer SP Games: Oh well. I'm just happy I've still got half an hour to officially finish up the presentation script! :-)
UkIkRzE: Ah, that's the problem then.
undeadyoshi: I have to urinate. Brb.
undeadyoshi: Back.
UkIkRzE: CK is a bit late coming back. Oh well. :-(
UkIkRzE: Hmm. I just had an idea. Ry4 is online. He's away, but we could try inviting him to this chat room.
UkIkRzE: And so is Brandon.
Beamer SP Games: They're both away, it's pointless. Do it if they come online, but not otherwise.
UkIkRzE: KK.
Beamer SP Games: And CK said he'd be 10 minutes, he hasn't even been gone that long yet.
UkIkRzE: A disappointing pre-discussion this time, compared to that of 2005.
Beamer SP Games: I finished the script. Wheeeeee!
undeadyoshi: Congratulations.
Beamer SP Games: There's still 20 minutes. Things could very well pick up.
UkIkRzE: O RLY?! YEAYZ!!
Beamer SP Games: Some interesting results this year, definitely something to stick around for.
UkIkRzE: ZOMG BBQ I GOTTA C ZEEZ!!!1
undeadyoshi: ...
UkIkRzE: Just kidding. Bit overexcited.
UkIkRzE: Hey, David Firth finally released a 7th Burnt Face Man! Bit of a disappointing episode.
UkIkRzE: I don't really like Salad Fingers. :-(
Beamer SP Games: Oh, really? I'll have to check it out some time. I still like the earlier BFM episodes better, though.
Beamer SP Games: And Salad Fingers is god.
UkIkRzE: It's okay, just a bit slow and dull.
undeadyoshi: I love the episode with mel gibsons safari..
UkIkRzE: I liked the sixth/fifth BFM where BFM resigned and wrote his own episode.
UkIkRzE: Tuninki's here!
UkIkRzE: Invite him.
Beamer SP Games: You invite him, I don't have his screen name.
UkIkRzE: Done.
UkIkRzE: His AIM name is TuninkiSPG.
TuninkiSPG has entered the room.
UkIkRzE: 'lo.
Beamer SP Games: Hey Tuninki, great to have you here. :-)
TuninkiSPG: Hi
UkIkRzE: How's it feel to be nominated (possibly) in some of the categories?
UkIkRzE: BRB, gotta go make a sandwich for some lunch...
Beamer SP Games: Who was that question directed at, Ingram?
TuninkiSPG: I'm excited, will I win? :-)
WormmasterSWAT has entered the room.
Beamer SP Games: You'll find out soon enough. ;-)
Beamer SP Games: Hey Wormmaster!
WormmasterSWAT: Hello everyone.
TuninkiSPG: Hi
undeadyoshi: Hey
WormmasterSWAT: Made it in time. Whew. :-)
undeadyoshi: now wheres CK...
WormmasterSWAT: Who's going to present the awards?
UkIkRzE: Back.
Beamer SP Games: 12 minutes to go, though we may hold it off a little more if nobody else gets here. Hopefully only by another 5 minutes or so, though.
Beamer SP Games: Klaptrapx will be hosting them this time.
UkIkRzE: Directed at Tuninki. 'lo Worms.
WormmasterSWAT: Okay.
UkIkRzE: CK's back.
Beamer SP Games: The humour and audience participation has been toned down in this year's script, it wasn't too well-recieved last year.
TuninkiSPG: Who's "undeadyoshi"?
WormmasterSWAT: I bet it's Klaptrapx.
Beamer SP Games: But there are still a FEW jokes in there. Wouldn't be SPG without it!
UkIkRzE: It is.
Beamer SP Games: Yep, it's Klap.
TuninkiSPG: Ok
WormmasterSWAT: 'kay.
UkIkRzE: Come on CK, accept.
Beamer SP Games: I sent him it, he said he got it.
Beamer SP Games: Commanderkenny9: It's taking a while to load the chat room though.
UkIkRzE: Ooooh.
UkIkRzE: I sent one too.
Beamer SP Games: Just leave the inviting to me from now on, unless I say otherwise.
UkIkRzE: KK.
Commanderkenny9 has entered the room.
UkIkRzE: YAY!
Commanderkenny9: I'm bizzackle.
Beamer SP Games: Told him to close it then re-invited him, that took care of it.
Beamer SP Games: Wheee, just 5 minutes 'til showdown!
Commanderkenny9: yup
WormmasterSWAT: Can't wait can't wait can't wait
UkIkRzE: OMFGSTRAWBERRYLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111ONEONEONE ONE1ONE11ELVEVENHUNDRED11!!!!!! ...can't wait. :-P
Commanderkenny9: this will be delicious.
Beamer SP Games: Tuninki, you smell gorgeous.
Beamer SP Games: ... Sorry. In-joke with myself. :-P
undeadyoshi: Lol..
UkIkRzE: Yuk! That Undead Yoshi tastes rotten!!
undeadyoshi: 5 more minutes?
UkIkRzE: 'bout 3.
Beamer SP Games: IngramJ is officially forbidden from speaking.
Commanderkenny9: Yummy.
WormmasterSWAT: Haha.
UkIkRzE: ...
UkIkRzE: ...
undeadyoshi: I second that.
UkIkRzE: ...
UkIkRzE: ...
UkIkRzE: ...
UkIkRzE: ...
Commanderkenny9: ...
Beamer SP Games: We'll say 5, someone might come in JUST as presentations are scheduled to begin, you never know.
Commanderkenny9: In slow motion.
UkIkRzE: I was like that in '05.
UkIkRzE: Came right before they started.
Beamer SP Games: In the meantime, we present the trailer for Intelligence's War on Dots!
undeadyoshi: I remember when i first joined and you were banned.
UkIkRzE: Oh boy, don't mention it. :-X
WormmasterSWAT: Alright, a 0.5 litre bottle of Coca-Cola Zero and a netradio on... I'm ready.
undeadyoshi: I smell bacon...
Commanderkenny9: Lemme get my family.
Commanderkenny9: I smell fillerbunny.
Beamer SP Games: Nothing says "family friendly" like South Park Gaming!
UkIkRzE: I've got a lovely hoover going round the house bothering the shit out my ears.
undeadyoshi: Hoover...?
Beamer SP Games: "Come get the kids, the new South Park 3000 episode's out!"
UkIkRzE: Vacuum Cleaner.
undeadyoshi: LOL
WormmasterSWAT: Haha!
Commanderkenny9: Gather your hideous family and friends for joy.
UkIkRzE: Crapper sweet crapper.
UkIkRzE: Hoover sweet hoover.
undeadyoshi: You talk like Jhonen Vasquez CK
UkIkRzE: Computer sweet computer.
Commanderkenny9: God I love his comics.
UkIkRzE: Oops, I noticed a nipple slip from Tara Reid!
UkIkRzE: Beamer, look at that!
Commanderkenny9: Damn you Tara!
Beamer SP Games: If that's the nip-slip I THINK you're talking about, then I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a rusty spork.
WormmasterSWAT: Ha!
UkIkRzE: Fair enough.
Commanderkenny9: While listening to Barbera Striesand singing O Canada.
UkIkRzE: Lindsay Lohan's 12 Steps of Rehab.
undeadyoshi: Ahhh my pc is slowing down BRB gotta kill soem processes.
Beamer SP Games: I think it's implied that I'd be deafened in horror, CK. :-P
Commanderkenny9: Yes.
Commanderkenny9: Yes it is.
UkIkRzE: And her nose which can fit 5 table spoons at a time on it.
undeadyoshi: K, back.
Commanderkenny9: Striesand: Oooo Canadaaa!
Beamer SP Games: Hey, just out of curiosity...
UkIkRzE: Our home and native laaaaaaannnnddd..
Beamer SP Games: We all know it's a SP3K tradition that each episode tops the previous one in filthiness. Would you say 402 was dirtier than 401?
UkIkRzE: No way.
undeadyoshi: Nope
WormmasterSWAT: I dunno.
Beamer SP Games: Damn. :-(
Commanderkenny9: Nopers.
Commanderkenny9: Let's have a musical number RIGHT NOW!
undeadyoshi: It was a nice try, though.
undeadyoshi: Hmm
UkIkRzE: For eg: There's no way you could compete with Ani's tits popping out her dress when she's being carried away. THAT's hard to happen. :-P
undeadyoshi: whatever happened to Knuckles owns GC?
Commanderkenny9: he died.
UkIkRzE: And Lampy?
undeadyoshi: Lampy got bored
Beamer SP Games: I think that joke with the doctor having his dead brother visible on the end of his uncovered erection was the official "there's no topping this now" moment for the show.
Commanderkenny9: yeah.
Beamer SP Games: Lamp just got sick of it. He stopped posting at the Futurama forum I met him on, too.
WormmasterSWAT: Hmmm.
WormmasterSWAT: I miss him.
undeadyoshi: Too bad, I enjoyed his flaming.
Beamer SP Games: I still see him on AIM regularly, but rarely talk to him.
WormmasterSWAT: SPG is not the same without him.
Commanderkenny9: Oooo Lampy...I miss yoooo soo baaad!
undeadyoshi: Nah
undeadyoshi: I wouldn't say that
Beamer SP Games: He was VERY good when the target was appropriate, sometimes he crossed the line.
WormmasterSWAT: Yep, exactly.
Beamer SP Games: Give it another 5 minutes then we start the show.
UkIkRzE: Yayz!
Commanderkenny9: kayz!
Beamer SP Games: I'm enjoying this banter too much right now to cut it short. :-)
WormmasterSWAT: *insert a shout of joy here*Z!
Commanderkenny9: HEYZ!
undeadyoshi: We should have a chat now and then more often.
UkIkRzE: ZYEH!
Beamer SP Games: Yeah. I'm hardly ever on AIM any more, I usually stick to MSN now. Just because all my real-life friends are on there and stuff. And I'm not as interested in SPG as I used to be.
UkIkRzE: Shit. Comp's blacking out! Gtg for about 3 minutes!!!
undeadyoshi: I noticed.
UkIkRzE has left the room.
Commanderkenny9: Oh blargh...
Beamer SP Games: But don't worry, I'm not pulling a Junkman any time soon. I'll make sure SP3K is finished and I release one more big project before I retire.
Commanderkenny9: yay!
WormmasterSWAT: Okay.
undeadyoshi: Whats gonna happen to the SPGarchives when you're gone?
Beamer SP Games: Well, I don't think I'll leave until 2008. If everything's still going, then hopefully there'll be someone trustworthy enough to take over by then.
Commanderkenny9: Futurama's coming back in 2008.
undeadyoshi: Well I plan to stay as long as possible.
WormmasterSWAT: Yeah, me too.
Commanderkenny9: Same here...hopefully.
Beamer SP Games: * 2008 at the earliest, I mean. And Futurama's coming back in late 2007, if you count the DVD movies.
undeadyoshi: Ive been here since 2000 and ill stay till it's over.
Commanderkenny9: Oh yeah.
TuninkiSPG: I think we should make chat rooms more often. Everytime something big happens. :-)
Commanderkenny9: It's funny as hell.
undeadyoshi: Well, I hacn't been part of the community since 2000 but i've been playing the games for that long.
undeadyoshi: havn't*
Beamer SP Games: I've been following SPG since 1999, it's been a considerably big part of my life, so I don't plan on throwing it all away until I've tied up everything I've got going.
WormmasterSWAT: I joined SPG when I was only 10. I still remember some of my messages and laugh at the crappy english in them. :-)
Beamer SP Games: Though it's a good thing I brought SPGtv back, otherwise I'd have no reason to stay right now. :-
Beamer SP Games: * :-P
TuninkiSPG: I joined 2006 :P
Commanderkenny9: Thank god for Spg tv
WormmasterSWAT: Yeah, I remember that, Tuninki. You sure are an oldtimer. :-D
Commanderkenny9: Wippersnapper.
TuninkiSPG: Yeah, I'm thinking of retiring..
UkIkRzE has entered the room.
Commanderkenny9: IngramJ logged back on.
WormmasterSWAT: Don't you dare to do that before releasing Towelie's Nightmare! >:o
WormmasterSWAT: Hehe.
Commanderkenny9: HEYZ!
TuninkiSPG: :-D
Beamer SP Games: Hahaha, Ingram JUST missed such an important conversation!
WormmasterSWAT: Yeah.
Commanderkenny9: It was about world hunger.
UkIkRzE: What?! What happened?! What'd I miss?!
Commanderkenny9: I know how to stop worl hunger.
Beamer SP Games: I announced I'm running for president.
WormmasterSWAT: Yeah.
Commanderkenny9: that too.
undeadyoshi: Beamer in 08!
WormmasterSWAT: Beamer for president! We we're talking about his campaign.
TuninkiSPG: We also decided to shut down SPG.
TuninkiSPG: For good.
Commanderkenny9: Because it smells like doom.
undeadyoshi: And deleting every game from existance.
Beamer SP Games: And Bloodbird briefly came in to announce he rapes orphans!
undeadyoshi: Even thoguh weknew that.
WormmasterSWAT: So Beamer, where do you want us to put the "Beamer for president" posters to?
undeadyoshi: though*
Commanderkenny9: In my room!
undeadyoshi: Yeah, everyone goes there.
TuninkiSPG: Yeah!
Beamer SP Games: We won't just be deleting them from the archives, we're going to physically find EVERY computer with SPG content on it and throw them all into a volcano. Back-ups and all.
undeadyoshi: And then to top it off, We are going to feed you to south american park, IngramJ.
Beamer SP Games: Leave them in my paper shredder where they'll be safe.
WormmasterSWAT: And kill everyone who has participated/knows about SPG.
UkIkRzE: Fat chance. :-P
Commanderkenny9: Not until we finish this NES!
WormmasterSWAT: Hmh.
undeadyoshi: I havn't read the nes in so long..
UkIkRzE: Oh well.
WormmasterSWAT: I remember good ol' NESs.
WormmasterSWAT: When I was the only crappy poster. :-P
Beamer SP Games: The best NESes were on the STAF. Back with Link and Junkman.
WormmasterSWAT: Yeah, I agree.
UkIkRzE: I liked putting The Warriors in it. Not really 'obscure' (Like Beamer).
undeadyoshi: I read the odl ones with gridman.
undeadyoshi: old*
UkIkRzE: Heh.
UkIkRzE: Gridman is still in it, which is the main thing.
Beamer SP Games: Link was the BEST writer ever. His posts always made me laugh out loud, he never held back.
Commanderkenny9: I love how people feel the need to abuse my character.
UkIkRzE: *(Like Beamer said)
WormmasterSWAT: Yeah, totally agreed Beamer. Still miss Link.
Beamer SP Games: There's always one character we end up abusing. It was Wormmaster back on the old STAF, and Link on the early SPGZ ones.
WormmasterSWAT: :-P
UkIkRzE: I remember that ghey story thing Beamer wrote as well.
TuninkiSPG: The current NES is the best, 'cuz I'M in it!
UkIkRzE: Really funny.
Commanderkenny9: I feel so used...
UkIkRzE: Tuttututututututut.
WormmasterSWAT: The current NES is the shittiest, 'cuz YOU'RE in it!
WormmasterSWAT: :-D
Commanderkenny9: Nooooooo!!!!
UkIkRzE: :-!
TuninkiSPG: Hmh, that was nice..
TuninkiSPG: :-D
undeadyoshi: Me and Knuckles owns GC were gay lovers in this one if i remember correctly
UkIkRzE: We're still lacking a lot of members from this show.
Commanderkenny9: lovely conversation.
Beamer SP Games: The current NES bugs me. It's lost its humour. The funny parts are few and far between. The STAF ones had some huge problems with plot and character, but they were fucking hilarious.
UkIkRzE: Heh.
WormmasterSWAT: So, should we start the Awards now or are we going to send it about 20 minutes further?
undeadyoshi: Hmm
Commanderkenny9: now!
Beamer SP Games: Nah, we'll start them now.
TuninkiSPG: YAY
Commanderkenny9: yayz!
UkIkRzE: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!
Beamer SP Games: Alright, calm down, calm down.
Commanderkenny9: ...
Commanderkenny9: yay
UkIkRzE: And invite any more people along the way I hope.
WormmasterSWAT: Shut up.
WormmasterSWAT: *shoots Commanderkenny*
Commanderkenny9: ow.
UkIkRzE: CK = Owned!
Beamer SP Games: Anyone else comes on, I'll invite them. Now, hit it, Klap!
Commanderkenny9: UNGH! *hits klap*
Commanderkenny9: There.
UkIkRzE: STFU!
undeadyoshi: Hello, and a very big welcome to The 2006 SPG Awards. I'm your host, Klaptrapx! Thank you to everyone who made it here today.
undeadyoshi: Before we begin, I'd like to ask if everyone could be quiet during the presentations - you are allowed to speak once a winner has been announced, but during nominees and everything, silence would be much appreciated.
undeadyoshi: Now, let's get this show underway...
Beamer SP Games: Woo!
Commanderkenny9: yay!
WormmasterSWAT: Alrighty!
TuninkiSPG: sweeet..
Commanderkenny9: yum.
UkIkRzE: Sweet mother of a sweaty penis!
undeadyoshi: Our first category is Most Anticipated Upcoming Game. There are a lot of big projects in the works in SPG at the moment, most of which will probably never see the light of day.
Beamer SP Games: Silence now.
undeadyoshi: Either way, it's time to find out which one people are looking forward to the most!
undeadyoshi: The nominees are...Commander Stan 3, Midworld II, South Park Metroid, South Park: Omega Project and Towelie's Nightmare.
undeadyoshi: And the winner is...
undeadyoshi: COMMANDER STAN 3!
UkIkRzE: HOLY SON OF A BIZNITCH POOP!
WormmasterSWAT: Well, that was hard to guess. :-P
WormmasterSWAT: IngramJ, shut up.
Commanderkenny9: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!
TuninkiSPG: Congratz.
UkIkRzE: No. :-P
Beamer SP Games: He's postponing it forever JUST so he can keep winning this, I'm sure. :-P
WormmasterSWAT: Heh.
undeadyoshi: Our next category is along the same lines. As you know, games in progress will often have demos released, giving the player a little taste of things to come before cruely taking it away from them.
undeadyoshi: A little known fact, this is actually a form of torture in some countries. Now, to award the most sadistic piece of SPG demo content out there!
undeadyoshi: The nominees for Best Demo are...
undeadyoshi: ColdBurn
undeadyoshi: Halloween kyle
undeadyoshi: Midworld II
undeadyoshi: Snow Fight
undeadyoshi: South Park Metroid
undeadyoshi: South Park: Omega Project
undeadyoshi: and Stan's Gothic Rampage.
undeadyoshi: It was a close one, but the winner is...
undeadyoshi: STAN'S GOTHIC RAMPAGE!
Commanderkenny9: YAYZ!
WormmasterSWAT: Congratulations to that one.
Beamer SP Games: WOOOOO! Go, the underdog! Congratulations, Stanimation. :-)
undeadyoshi: Wow, that was highly unsuspected.
UkIkRzE: Really? I thought Metroid would win! Nice one, my man! ;-)
TuninkiSPG: Congratz Stanimation 903
Commanderkenny9: I'll except the award since he's not here.
undeadyoshi: As you know, most South Park Games are made in Clickteam products. However, there are some non-conformists out there who choose to do otherwise.
undeadyoshi: The results from this can vary, but now it's time to see what you think is the best of the rest!
undeadyoshi: The nominees for Best Non-Klik Game are...
undeadyoshi: Cartman's Authoritah
undeadyoshi: Cheesy South Park
undeadyoshi: and Don't Shoot Kenny.
undeadyoshi: And the winner, in a landslide vote, is...
undeadyoshi: CARTMAN'S AUTHORITAH!
UkIkRzE: YAYAYAYAHAYAYAYAYAYAYAHAY!
Beamer SP Games: Obvious, but WELL deserving of it.
Commanderkenny9: YARGH!
undeadyoshi: Agreed,
TuninkiSPG: Didn't see that comin' ..
WormmasterSWAT: Again, that was expected. :-P
UkIkRzE: I love that game.
UkIkRzE: I'll take the award since he's not a member. j/k :-P
Commanderkenny9: i will.
Beamer SP Games: One of the best SPGs ever. Period. It's just one of those games that... you play it, and you just KNOW it's gotten a lot of people into the community.
WormmasterSWAT: Yeah.
Beamer SP Games: You can just tell.
undeadyoshi: At the dawn of SPG, some early gamers out there accidentally the word "game" for a plural. This is how compilation games were born! You get your moneys' worth with these ones, people...
undeadyoshi: They ARE free, after all. Anyway, time to find out what the Best Compilation Game is! The nominees are...
undeadyoshi: South Park Classics
undeadyoshi: South Park Rage
undeadyoshi: and Touched.
undeadyoshi: And the winner, in another landslide, is...
undeadyoshi: SOUTH PARK RAGE!
UkIkRzE: Thought so.
Commanderkenny9: Wow.
Beamer SP Games: w00g!
UkIkRzE: Though Touched could've won.
TuninkiSPG: Wow..
Commanderkenny9: i thought touched was gunna win fer' sure.
WormmasterSWAT: Wow, kinda expected that Touched would win...
Beamer SP Games: I wouldn't really say that Touched was eligible for the category since the game itself WAS a crapload of mini games, the others were a collection of smaller games.
TuninkiSPG: I voted for Touched. (I shouldn't have said that..)
Commanderkenny9: silence!
Beamer SP Games: You're actually scored by how many games you pass and such, whereas in the other compilation games, the games within them all work as stand-alone things.
Beamer SP Games: That's my view, anyway. Both games kick ass, though.
undeadyoshi: Sports are a big part of life for many people. They're fun, they keep you fit, they challenge you, and teach you the power of teamwork.
undeadyoshi: However, for lonely nerds such as ourselves, they make damn good computer games while we sit there doing nothing!
undeadyoshi: The nominees for Best Sport Game are...
undeadyoshi: American Gladiators
undeadyoshi: Butters Pro Skating 2
undeadyoshi: South Park Olympics 2004: Athens
undeadyoshi: and Stan Marsh Skateboarding
undeadyoshi: And the winner is...
undeadyoshi: BUTTERS PRO SKATING 2!
TuninkiSPG: Wow.
UkIkRzE: =-O
undeadyoshi: One of my faves.
Commanderkenny9: SNOOGANS!
WormmasterSWAT: Obvious one again. Congratulations Beamer! :-)
Beamer SP Games: Thanks! :-)
WormmasterSWAT: But... ... Stan Marsh Skateboarding?
WormmasterSWAT: Haha.
UkIkRzE: I thought American Gladiators would win. But nice one anyway.
Commanderkenny9: yep
Commanderkenny9: okay, go on.
Beamer SP Games: I thought American Gladiators was more deserving, but what the hell, I'm pretty proud of BPS2. I'd certainly rather that win than SP Olympics. Ugh...
WormmasterSWAT: :-P
UkIkRzE: Got a 5/10 from Junkman, right?
undeadyoshi: Let's face it, there may be some stupid fans out there, but South Park is a smart show. And there are some equally smart South Park games out there.
undeadyoshi: It's not the most popular genre, but still, there are quite a few good puzzlers in SPG.
undeadyoshi: The nominees for Best Puzzle Game are...
undeadyoshi: Kennys 2
undeadyoshi: and The Lost Kids.
undeadyoshi: And the winner is...
undeadyoshi: THE LOST KIDS!
UkIkRzE: Only 2 nominees?
Beamer SP Games: WOOO!!!
Commanderkenny9: MY FAVORITE GAME!
UkIkRzE: My fav!
TuninkiSPG: YAYAY!!
UkIkRzE: YOU LIKE IT BETTER THAN POC2?! (CK)
WormmasterSWAT: Congratulations to Junkman, that good ol' crazy canadian. :-P
Commanderkenny9: YES!
undeadyoshi: Attention everyone.
UkIkRzE: YOU'RE INSANE!!!!!
undeadyoshi: It's intermission time.
undeadyoshi: Grab a beer, or soda, whatever you want.
Beamer SP Games: Ahhh, intermission. *fat guy comes out and starts dancing in a G-string*
WormmasterSWAT: ... My innocent eyes!
Beamer SP Games: Intermission, A.K.A. "We're not even close to being half-way through the show but Klap had to walk his dog" time. ;-)
UkIkRzE: Mario drank too much and fucked Luigi.
UkIkRzE: M is BAD!
Beamer SP Games: As for Kennys 2 and TLK hey're both terrific games, either one totally deserved it.
WormmasterSWAT: IngramJ, stop mentioning random flash movies.
UkIkRzE: Oh well, how long's the intermission for?
Beamer SP Games: 'Til Klap gets back, I guess. He said he'd be quick.
TuninkiSPG: Couple 'o hours..
UkIkRzE: 'kay. Just don't my computer left in this state for too long is all. :-\
Beamer SP Games: And IngramJ, the nominees are anyone who recieved a vote. That one only had two nominees because those were the only two games that got votes. Keep in mind that only 11 members nominated in total.
UkIkRzE: True.
undeadyoshi: Intermission is over! Get back to your seats and shut up!
Commanderkenny9: ARGH!
Beamer SP Games: That was quick. Your dog must hate you. :-P
WormmasterSWAT: Hehe.
undeadyoshi: You have no idea.
UkIkRzE: You should've made a fake offer of pr0n to get more people to vote like last year, Beamer! :-P
undeadyoshi: Along with the puzzler, another classic formula is the sidescrolling platformer.
undeadyoshi: Nobody ever seems to question the logic of defying gravity, collecting objects and killing your enemies by jumping on their heads, but hey, that's video games for you!
undeadyoshi: Anyway, what's the Best Traditional Platformer in SPG?
undeadyoshi: The nominees are...
undeadyoshi: Cartman's Adventure 4
undeadyoshi: and South Park Super Mario Bros 2
undeadyoshi: It was a close one, but the winner is...
undeadyoshi: CARTMAN'S ADVENTURE 4!
Commanderkenny9: DELICIOUS!
UkIkRzE: BEAMER!! A WINNAR IS J00!!! (Again)
WormmasterSWAT: Totally obvious, again. Congratulations to Beamer again. :-)
Commanderkenny9: SPeech! Speech!
UkIkRzE: What would your mother say if you lost to SP Super Mario Bros.?
Beamer SP Games: SPSMB > CA4 in my opinion, but still, I'm really humbled by the result. :-)
Commanderkenny9: She'd beat you.
Commanderkenny9: with a dog.
UkIkRzE: And a ball gag with a whip.
Beamer SP Games: Polygon used an original engine and came really close to the Mario physics, I was still working with C&C's engine, remember. Oh well. There's no doubt that Ca4 is the best game I'VE released, anyway.
Beamer SP Games: And everyone knows my mother punishes me by sticking umbrellas up my ass!
Commanderkenny9: Okay. THis is getting gross.
Commanderkenny9: Go on with the awards.
UkIkRzE: And SPSMB is Polygon's best. POC2 is Junkman's.
WormmasterSWAT: It's supposed to, CK. :-P
undeadyoshi: Of course, not all platformers are your cutesy, Mario-esque jump 'n bumpers.
undeadyoshi: Throw in a few weapons and a lot of violence and you've got yourself an action platformer, my friend!
undeadyoshi: This is quite a common genre in SPG, and let's face it, there are some real shockers out there. But what's the Best Action Platformer?
undeadyoshi: The nominees are...
undeadyoshi: Commander Stan
undeadyoshi: Planet of Cartmans 2
undeadyoshi: and South Park: Omega Project
undeadyoshi: And the winner is...
undeadyoshi: PLANET OF CARTMANS 2!
Beamer SP Games: WOOOOOOOOOO!!!
WormmasterSWAT: Another obvious one.
UkIkRzE: No shit surprise, sherlock.
Commanderkenny9: OMG! I CUNT BELEVE ITZ!
WormmasterSWAT: Congratulations Junkman. :-)
TuninkiSPG: Yeah.
Commanderkenny9: Congrats.
Beamer SP Games: He deserved it, and you'd actually be surprised how many votes the other titles got.
UkIkRzE: 4?
Beamer SP Games: 3. :-P
undeadyoshi: heheh
Commanderkenny9: Wow.
UkIkRzE: Haha.
UkIkRzE: How many did POC get?
Beamer SP Games: SP:OP got 2, CS got 1, POC2 got all the rest. Still, I'd have thought the only vote POC2 wouldn't get was Junkman's.
TuninkiSPG: It was a tight one.
UkIkRzE: KK, cool.
Beamer SP Games: Also Ingram, about before, a lot of people would say that SPA3 is Polygon's best game.
Beamer SP Games: Not me, though. :-D
UkIkRzE: I THOUGHT KENNYS 2 AND SPSMB 2 WERE WAY BETTER THAN SPA3.
undeadyoshi: But, it's not just platformers in SPG that incorporate action elements, oh no. There are plenty of other games out there to satisfy your blood lust and ridiculous dreams of being an action hero!
undeadyoshi: The nominees for Best Non-Platform Action Game are...
undeadyoshi: Kenny's Rampage 2
undeadyoshi: South Park Smash
undeadyoshi: and South Park Y 2
undeadyoshi: And the winner, in a landslide, is...
undeadyoshi: SOUTH PARK Y 2!
Beamer SP Games: TAKE IT OFF!!!
UkIkRzE: YAY!!!
Commanderkenny9: FLAVA FLAV!
UkIkRzE: I LOVE SPY2!!!
TuninkiSPG: YAA!
WormmasterSWAT: WOOO
Commanderkenny9: I loved it good.
Beamer SP Games: I never got the chance to give the game a good play with my piece of SHIT computer. :-(
UkIkRzE: YOUR MOTHER'S GONNA SHOVE AN UMBRELLA UP YOUR ASS FOR THAT.
Commanderkenny9: sigh...
Beamer SP Games: Hahaha.
WormmasterSWAT: Hehe.
undeadyoshi: While gameplay is undoubtedly the most important element of a video game, there are plenty of other aspects out there to take into consideration, so let's take some time out to recognise the greatness in the other fields.
undeadyoshi: We'll start with cutscenes. Coming up with a good story is hard enough, but having to animate little movies to move your game's plot along? That's a lot of work, people!
undeadyoshi: The nominees for Best Cutscenes in a Game are...
undeadyoshi: American Gladiators
undeadyoshi: Cartman's Adventure 4
undeadyoshi: Planet of Cartmans 2
undeadyoshi: South Park Smash
undeadyoshi: and South Park Y 2
undeadyoshi: And the winner is...
undeadyoshi: PLANET OF CARTMANS 2!
TuninkiSPG: Suprise suprise..
WormmasterSWAT: ANOTHER obvious one.
UkIkRzE: YAY NO SHIT SURPRISE SHERLOCK.
Commanderkenny9: YARGH!
Beamer SP Games: WOOOOO!!!
WormmasterSWAT: Congratulations to that crazy canadian again. :-D
UkIkRzE: POC2 WINS EVERYTHIG.
undeadyoshi: It deserves it!
UkIkRzE: *EVERYTHING
Beamer SP Games: POC2 totally deserved it, Junkman spent an entire year on those cutscenes alone.
TuninkiSPG: Let's hunt down Junkman and.. congratulate him.
Beamer SP Games: "Let's find out where he lives, grab a gun, put a hockey mask on, get a chainsaw, and... bake him a cake."
TuninkiSPG: He deserves it! :/
Commanderkenny9: Well I gotta go.
undeadyoshi: Let's face it, people are shallow. They LOVE good looking things... That's why YOU don't have a girlfriend.
undeadyoshi: And despite being a fan-gaming community for SUCH a crappy-looking show, there are some very pretty games out there. So, which game has the Best Graphics?
undeadyoshi: The nominees are...
undeadyoshi: Cartman's Adventure 4
Commanderkenny9 has left the room.
undeadyoshi: Cartman's Authoritah
undeadyoshi: Planet of Cartmans 2
undeadyoshi: South Park: Omega Project
undeadyoshi: and South Park Y 2
undeadyoshi: It was close, but the winner is...
undeadyoshi: CARTMAN'S ADVENTURE 4!
Beamer SP Games: BOOOOOO!!!
UkIkRzE: HEY! WHERE'RE YOU GOING?! CK!!!! YAAAAAAY CA4 WON!!!!
WormmasterSWAT: Haha, congrats you aussie bastard! :-P
TuninkiSPG: w000t?!
UkIkRzE: WE SAY W00G IN SPGA.
TuninkiSPG: Yeah, congatzz
undeadyoshi: IngramJ, your font annoys me.
Beamer SP Games: 90% of the graphics were ripped from Sonic, what the hell?! SP:OP should've won, at least those sprites were all original.
TuninkiSPG: No shit sherlock?
TuninkiSPG: That was for IngramJ
Beamer SP Games: And "seeyah" to Commander Kenny. Worst time to leave, man!
UkIkRzE: OH SORRY KLAPTRAP I WON'T DO IT AGAIN.
Beamer SP Games: w00g!
UkIkRzE: There.
undeadyoshi: The caps were gettign to me.
undeadyoshi: Getting*
Beamer SP Games: Alright, put the shanks away and get back to your cells.
undeadyoshi: Games aside, a landmark feature of South Park Gaming is SPGtv. In 2001, Lee Ashcroft premiered his collection of gamer-made SPG-related shows, to a community that fell in love with the idea from the start.
undeadyoshi: It was recently brought back last year by Beamer, and is running stronger than ever. But what's the Best SPGtv Show?
undeadyoshi: The nominees are...
undeadyoshi: South Park 3000
undeadyoshi: and The Happy Productins Madnuss Our
undeadyoshi: And the winner, who got all but one vote, is...
undeadyoshi: THE HAPPY PRODUCTINS MA... Nah, just screwing with ya. It's SOUTH PARK 3000. Duh.
WormmasterSWAT: HAHHA
TuninkiSPG: No shit suprise Poirot. :-D
WormmasterSWAT: I'M CHOKING IN LAUGHTER!
Beamer SP Games: GO HAPPY PR... Oh. Fuck.
Beamer SP Games: :-P
UkIkRzE: Okay, is it true someone voted HP's show?
undeadyoshi: Okay everyone, now we are officially at the halfway mark.
undeadyoshi: i'm gonna walk my cat.
undeadyoshi: ... you can kill me later.
Beamer SP Games: Hahaha.
UkIkRzE: Who voted HP's show?
WormmasterSWAT: Hehe.
Beamer SP Games: Ingram, one person voted for it, and it was after I jokingly suggested it to them.
TuninkiSPG: Oww.. Throw it out the window and continue Klap!
UkIkRzE: Fair enough.
Beamer SP Games: Anyway, thanks for the recognition, glad to hear you appreciate the effort that goes into SP3K. On with the show!
undeadyoshi: Back to games now. Let's face it, there's not a whole lot of originality in a community that makes games based on a tv show. The number of parody/copycat/generic games far outweighs those occasional unique gems
undeadyoshi: - but still, when an original game DOES come along, it's always a blessing. So, what's the Most Original Game Concept?
undeadyoshi: The nominees are...
undeadyoshi: Butters Extract
undeadyoshi: Cartman's Adventure
undeadyoshi: Escape the Jungle
undeadyoshi: Kennys 2 (?)
undeadyoshi: South Park Classics
undeadyoshi: and Touched
undeadyoshi: Again, a lot of confusion and misunderstanding here - evident by some of the nominees, but there you go. Either way, the winner is...
undeadyoshi: TOUCHED!
WormmasterSWAT: Eh.
TuninkiSPG: Why didn't anyone vote for Battle Ball?
WormmasterSWAT: Touched even wasn't Original.
UkIkRzE: Didn't see that coming.
Beamer SP Games: GO RFI!!! Butters Extract was more deserving of the category since Touched was inspired by a GBA game, but still, RFI HAD to take out that category. Congratulations to him. And, seriously, Kennys 2???
undeadyoshi: A damn good GBA game, btw.
UkIkRzE: Let's go watch A Night At The Roxbury.
WormmasterSWAT: Anyway, congrats to RFI and thanks for providing us all with a superb game. :-D
TuninkiSPG: IngramJ - YA!
UkIkRzE: Supplebishi?
undeadyoshi: That strangely-taken category aside, it's time to AWARD people for being unoriginal!
undeadyoshi: South Park is a show that loves taking the piss, and it's only natural that there are so many games made in SPG mocking pre-existing titles. But what's the Best Parody Game?
undeadyoshi: The nominees are...
undeadyoshi: Butters Pro Skating 2
undeadyoshi: Kennys 2
undeadyoshi: Megakid X
undeadyoshi: South Park Scream
undeadyoshi: South Park Super Mario Bros 2
undeadyoshi: South Park True Lies
undeadyoshi: and The Lost Kids
undeadyoshi: A very close call here, but the winner is...
undeadyoshi: BUTTERS PRO SKATING 2!
TuninkiSPG: Yay.
WormmasterSWAT: Another obvious one.
UkIkRzE: YAYAZ!!!
WormmasterSWAT: Congrats to Beamer, again. :-P
Beamer SP Games: Thanks!
Beamer SP Games: The Lost Kids, SPSMB2 and Kennys 2 are probably more closer to the originals, mine was really only a parody in ideas. Hard to copy a 3D game, anyway.
undeadyoshi: The only thing that unoriginal SPGamers love more than parody games, and that's sequels! Out of ideas? Just make another installment to a pre-existing game! Bound to be a hit!
undeadyoshi: ... Alright, that was a needless attack, there actually ARE some damn good game franchises out there in SPG. And we're about to find out what the Best Game Series is.
undeadyoshi: The nominees are...
undeadyoshi: Cartman's Adventure
undeadyoshi: Planet of Cartmans
undeadyoshi: and South Park Arcade
undeadyoshi: And the winner, with a surprising majority vote, is...
undeadyoshi: CARTMAN'S ADVENTURE!
TuninkiSPG: Yay.
WormmasterSWAT: Yay.
UkIkRzE: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYAAAYY!
WormmasterSWAT: ANOTHER congratulation to Beamer.
undeadyoshi: Lets face it - It's the longest series, and all the games are fun.
undeadyoshi: you deserve it, Beamer.
Beamer SP Games: Surprised POC didn't get more votes, but still, very grateful, thanks for the kind words, everyone. :-)
Beamer SP Games: I think I definitely would've gotten my ass kicked if POC was a trilogy, though. :-P
undeadyoshi: Definately.
WormmasterSWAT: :-P
UkIkRzE: No sweat.
undeadyoshi: Music plays a big part of the games in South Park Gaming. After all, your soundtrack sets the mood and ambience of the entire game.
undeadyoshi: Utilise music well, and it'll add a whole new level to the experience. And, as we all know, there are quite a few SPGamers who like to make their OWN music for their games.
undeadyoshi: The nominees for Best Original Music Sequencer in SPG are...
undeadyoshi: Junkman
undeadyoshi: RFI
undeadyoshi: and Stanster
undeadyoshi: And the winner is...
undeadyoshi: RFI!
TuninkiSPG: Yay.
Beamer SP Games: Congratulations, RFI.
WormmasterSWAT: Obvious one, once again. Congratulations, RFI, and thanks for all the music you've made for me. :-)
UkIkRzE: *Throws Piclownjews everywhere* Really? I thought Junkman would win. Congratularions to RFI.
Beamer SP Games: This category was the biggest surprise to me. I really thought Junkman had it in the bag.
undeadyoshi: Me too.
Beamer SP Games: Don't get me wrong, RFI and Junkman are both AMAZING midi makers (so's Stanster, but I haven't heard enough of his stuff). But, I mean, Junkman's scored almost every single one of his games in their entirity.
Beamer SP Games: I just thought he deserved it more. Though RFI's still deserving of the title, so no hard feelings at all. :-)
undeadyoshi: In South Park Gaming, members come and go all the time.
undeadyoshi: While we haven't had as MANY new faces compared to the influx of members last year, we've still gained quite a few valuable additions to the community in 2006, and now it's time to recognise the Best New South Park Gamer.
undeadyoshi: The nominees are...
undeadyoshi: Evano
undeadyoshi: and Tuninki
undeadyoshi: It was a close call, but the winner is...
undeadyoshi: TUNINKI!
Beamer SP Games: WOOOOOO!!! Congratulations, Tuninki. You earned it. ;-)
undeadyoshi: Yeah, Nice job.
TuninkiSPG: Wow. Thank you everybody. Now I can finally be an asshole. :-D
WormmasterSWAT: Haha, congratulations Tuninki!
Beamer SP Games: "I won my award, now I can retire!"
TuninkiSPG: I'm suprised that you can write my name correctly.
undeadyoshi: Of course, not all our members make games. There are some people out there who just enjoy playing them, and contribute to the community in OTHER ways, be it through the forums, the site or just assisting with content.
undeadyoshi: The nominees for Best Non-Game-Making Member are...
undeadyoshi: Knuckles Owns GC
undeadyoshi: and Smacko
undeadyoshi: And in a landslide vote, the winner is...
undeadyoshi: SMACKO!
UkIkRzE: Nice one.
TuninkiSPG: Yay!!
undeadyoshi: And he definately desrves it.
Beamer SP Games: Another big surprise, but congratulations to him.
WormmasterSWAT: Congratulations to Wacko!
UkIkRzE: He didn't show up for it this time. :-( I can't remember whether I put Knux or Smax now, but great work to both of 'em.
Beamer SP Games: With all the shit people give him, I was very pleasantly surprised to see that people really do like him that much. Great member of the community.
UkIkRzE: Although I thought in this one thread, he said something about making some SP Invaders game... :-$
Beamer SP Games: And he didn't show up 'cause it's 3:00am his time right now and he had to work early tomorrow. He mentioned that to me a couple of days ago.
UkIkRzE: Oh. Fair enough.
Beamer SP Games: He also REALLY didn't think he was gonna win that, so I bet he'll be wrapped. Also, the SP Invaders game doesn't count since nothing was ever released.
UkIkRzE: True.
undeadyoshi: Unfortunately, as life in South Park Gaming moves on, so do our members.
undeadyoshi: While we do have those loyal few from the good ol' days still with us, a LOT of SPGers have since left the community. Still, their contributions remain, and we're here now to recognise the Best Retired Member.
undeadyoshi: The nominees are...
undeadyoshi: Junkman
undeadyoshi: Matt Kennedy
undeadyoshi: and Polygon
undeadyoshi: And the winner is...
undeadyoshi: JUNKMAN!
TuninkiSPG: Wow. Wow..
UkIkRzE: No surprises.
UkIkRzE: :-)
WormmasterSWAT: Congratulations to Junkie! No surprise here. :-P
Beamer SP Games: Congratulations, Junkman! Obvious, but SO deserving.
UkIkRzE: Having made the best SP game... ...ever.
undeadyoshi: Now, the final member-related award. Best South Park Gamer of All Time.
undeadyoshi: It doesn't matter whether they're still with us or not, everyone's on the same playing field for this category. It's time to find out who the best of the best is.
undeadyoshi: The nominees are...
undeadyoshi: Beamer
undeadyoshi: and Polygon
undeadyoshi: And the winner is...
undeadyoshi: BEAMER!
UkIkRzE: BEAMER!!!!! BEAMER LIKES BEING THE WINNER!! OH YEAH!!!!
TuninkiSPG: Beeeeeemerrr!! Congratz.
undeadyoshi: i'm surprised there was only 2 nominees..
WormmasterSWAT: Another obvious one, congrats to Beamer!
Beamer SP Games: Thanks, guys. :-)
UkIkRzE: There were others like Junkman, but I guess he doesn't count because he's retired and Beamer isn't.
TuninkiSPG: We'll hunt you down too! And we won't be baking a cake..
TuninkiSPG: We'll hug you. :-D
Beamer SP Games: It was "of all time," though. I'd have thought he'd get at least one nomination given what he's done for the community.
TuninkiSPG: Well, at least IngramJ will.
UkIkRzE: Me? No way.
UkIkRzE: I'm not THAT good.
Beamer SP Games: Anyway, while I lube up in preperation for the hug, let's move on. :-P
undeadyoshi: Heheh.
undeadyoshi: Just two more awards to go, people!
undeadyoshi: You've waited this long, it's time to bring out the big guns! We'll start with Best South Park Game of 2006.
undeadyoshi: There was quite a bit of good content released this year - not quite as much as 2005, but then again, we had a lot of other stuff going, too (eg. SPGtv and SPGBM).
undeadyoshi: Either way, I'm sure you're all eager to find out who this one goes to.
undeadyoshi: The nominees are...
undeadyoshi: Butters Pro Skating 2
undeadyoshi: and Dance, Kenny, Dance
undeadyoshi: And the winner, in a landslide vote, is...
undeadyoshi: BUTTERS PRO SKATING 2!
UkIkRzE: That's an obvious one.
TuninkiSPG: Yaaaay!
WormmasterSWAT: Haha!
Beamer SP Games: Damnit, why couldn't the other guy have won?! ... Oh. :-P
WormmasterSWAT: :-P
TuninkiSPG: You earned another hug, Bemaer :-D
UkIkRzE: I'm surprised it was landsliding when I personally thought BPS2 was MUCH better.
TuninkiSPG: Bemaer?
Beamer SP Games: I could've SWORN I Hate Happy Productins had it in the bag!
UkIkRzE: Come get some pr0n from me!
undeadyoshi: Haha
Beamer SP Games: Wait, how could you be surprised it was landsliding when the game you thought was MUCH better got the majority?
undeadyoshi: Lol..
UkIkRzE: Landsliding isn't much... is it?
TuninkiSPG: I'm confused.
undeadyoshi: ... Actually
UkIkRzE: Or is it the other way?
UkIkRzE: Lol.
Beamer SP Games: Landsliding means "It got the majority of the vote." Like, 90% +
UkIkRzE: Ah. No surprise then. :-)
TuninkiSPG: I thought so.
UkIkRzE: Come get the pr0n.
undeadyoshi: Final category now. We made it, everyone! This is what you've all been waiting for!
undeadyoshi: I'm off to walk my echidna.
UkIkRzE: :-P
TuninkiSPG: Sweet..
undeadyoshi: No, seriously - Best South Park Game of All Time. I don't think this one even needs any further explanation.
UkIkRzE: SP POLEICE PATROLL!!!
undeadyoshi: The nominees are...
undeadyoshi: Butters Pro Skating 2
undeadyoshi: Planet of Cartmans
undeadyoshi: Planet of Cartmans 2
undeadyoshi: South Park Arcade 3
undeadyoshi: and South Park Classics
undeadyoshi: And the winner, in another overwhelming majority vote, is...
undeadyoshi: *drum roll*
UkIkRzE: Arskagarf. POC2 WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
undeadyoshi: PLANET OF CARTMANS 2!
TuninkiSPG: It REALLY was a suprise! :O My head exploded, so goodbye.
UkIkRzE: Shit sorry.
undeadyoshi: *Shoots IngramJ*
WormmasterSWAT: So obvious and deserving.
Beamer SP Games: Didn't I forbid you from ever talking again, Ingram?
WormmasterSWAT: Congrats to Junkman.
TuninkiSPG: *Shoots IngramJ again* (With a bazoooooooka)
UkIkRzE: Supplebishi. *Shoots piclownjews everywhere*
UkIkRzE: I posted too soon, sorry.
undeadyoshi: Thats 5 hours in the fire pit.
TuninkiSPG: *Takes one and eats it*
UkIkRzE: Got too excited.
Beamer SP Games: ANYWAY, congratulations to Junkman. I don't think anyone didn't see that coming, and I don't think anyone disagrees with the result, either.
UkIkRzE: Nope.
undeadyoshi: Congratulations to Junkman and Beamer for taking out the two major categories, and indeed, to ALL our winners.
undeadyoshi: A BIG thank you to everyone who voted, everyone who came here to this chat room today, and hell, to everyone in South Park Gaming, and Trey Parker and Matt Stone themselves. Your creations are what's made this all possible.
undeadyoshi: We appreciate EVERYONE who made these awards possible today, and hope to see you all next year! But, until then, in the words of Beamer...
undeadyoshi: OVER 'N OUT!!!
UkIkRzE: !!TUO 'N' REVO
Beamer SP Games: Woooo!
TuninkiSPG: In the words of Wormie: Peace out!
WormmasterSWAT: IngramJ, that was unfunny before you even said that.
undeadyoshi: Heh, I should make a career out of this.
undeadyoshi: :P
UkIkRzE: Que?
Beamer SP Games: Great job hosting, Klap. Certainly kept the pace faster than last year. AND you had to walk three animals! :-P
undeadyoshi: Heh, thanks.
undeadyoshi: I gotta take a leak, Brb everyone.
Beamer SP Games: I think it took about two hours last year to present less categories. You got it down in just over one hour.
UkIkRzE: Waiting.
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UkIkRzE: Quest-ce que tous vais?
TuninkiSPG: Da.
UkIkRzE: Ah, oui.
WormmasterSWAT: Tuninki, stop speaking swedish.
Beamer SP Games: STOP WITH THE BRITISH ALREADY, GUYS.
TuninkiSPG: Actually, "Da" is a Russian word and means "Yes".
UkIkRzE: THAT IS NOT APPROPRIATE WHEN THERE ARE BRITISH PEOPLE HERE!!!:-P
undeadyoshi: I love how you had a fat guy in a G string dance, just like in that Offspring concert.
Beamer SP Games: 'Cause it was intermission!
WormmasterSWAT: G'day mates!
TuninkiSPG: Well, I'm going now.
UkIkRzE: Cya.
TuninkiSPG: Bye.
WormmasterSWAT: Now, that wasn't british, so you can't sue me.
undeadyoshi: Later
WormmasterSWAT: Nahnahnaaaah.
Beamer SP Games: Seeyah Tuninki.
Beamer SP Games: I should be off to bed soon myself, but I'll stay for a tad longer.
UkIkRzE: I gotta turn this overheating junk off shortly.
undeadyoshi: Yeah I gotta go soon too, I have a job interview today.
Beamer SP Games: And I have a hug to recieve!
WormmasterSWAT: I can picture you in a job interview, klap.
UkIkRzE: Here's one from me!
UkIkRzE: ...
undeadyoshi: I'm actually not as much of an ass as i appeaer to be on the forums in real life =P
WormmasterSWAT: Didn't mean that.
WormmasterSWAT: But all that knife and gun stuff. :-P
undeadyoshi: Well It's just a hobby, I'd never use thme on anyone :S
WormmasterSWAT: "So, what are your hobbies, then?" "Well, I don't have real hobbies, but I love kicking old people to the ground and carrying a gun around."
undeadyoshi: I also collect skateboards and beanie babies
undeadyoshi: go figure.
UkIkRzE: I might if I had a gun, and I had a fight with some dickhead, I might use it. MAYBE. :-P
undeadyoshi: Bad idea
undeadyoshi: 25 to life man.
UkIkRzE: Yup. I know.
UkIkRzE: :-(
undeadyoshi: Killing people is not as much fun as it appears in video games and Tv
undeadyoshi: you would never be able to live with yourself
TuninkiSPG has left the room.
undeadyoshi: i mean look at all the vietnam vets
UkIkRzE: It would get boring after a long while.
undeadyoshi: they are pretty fucked up.
Beamer SP Games: Vitamin pets? AWESOME IDEA.
undeadyoshi: LOL
UkIkRzE: :-D
WormmasterSWAT: Hehe.
UkIkRzE: Oh well, back to work with TTS 201 with me!
Beamer SP Games: I'm just putting the awards into a post for the forum, then I'm off to sleeps.
WormmasterSWAT: 'kay.
undeadyoshi: Sweet dreams.
undeadyoshi: Don't let the horrible bloodsucking demon bed babies bite.
UkIkRzE: Or sweet nightmares about what I said about Tara Reid earlier.
UkIkRzE: :-P
Beamer SP Games: Asshat.
UkIkRzE: :-(
Beamer SP Games: Sorry.
Beamer SP Games: Cockshoe. :-)
undeadyoshi: I love that insult.
UkIkRzE: :-$
undeadyoshi: Cock shoe...
UkIkRzE: Titwank. :-P
Beamer SP Games: Alright, what's say we close this chat room down so I can post the log, too?
UkIkRzE: Sure.
WormmasterSWAT: Sure.
WormmasterSWAT: Seeyah, then,
WormmasterSWAT has left the room.
Beamer SP Games: Okay, everyone exit on 3...
Beamer SP Games: 2...
Beamer SP Games: 1.